Tales from the Toilet: The disaster that is potty training our son...

Mason pooped in his pants this morning.  Today would be different though because where he usually tells me immediately after, today I was in for a bit of a surprise.  How did I find out he did the deed?  I was putting clothes away for 3 minutes- I know, I know... another situation where I wasn't watching his every move, I am a terrible mom.  I heard the toilet flush and I was instantly concerned.  I did have a delirious moment where I thought "OMG! He used the potty, wiped his own hiney, and flushed all on his own"... yeah, not the case.  I rush to the bathroom and what do I find? Drum roll please...  A no pants wearing, dirty hineyed Mason elbow deep in the toilet washing out his big boy undies... awesome.